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The Strange Death of Literary Women

The Right Is Wrong About College

Stop Attacking Conservative Intellectuals

Poetry and Modernity w/Liza Libes

Why I Write

How To Write Your First Novel

An Interview With Liza Libes

My New Book Is Here!

Peter Thiel Is Wrong About Zohran Mamdani Supporters

Helicopter Parenting Won’t Get Your Child into Harvard

Literary Gatekeepers Must Be Gatekept

I Could Have Died of Anorexia. Today, Girls Are Being Pushed Toward Something Worse.

I Was in a Situationship… With a Literary Agent

Students Are Reading Garbage

Taylor Swift's English Teacher Scam

No, Your Tech Job Doesn’t Matter More Than Shakespeare

Joseph Brodsky's "Odysseus to Telemachus"

Girl Soldier Is Almost Here!

The SAT Killed the Humanities

The Publishing Industry Hates Conservatives

My Heart Still Belongs to Holden Caulfield

The Forgotten Value of a Literary Education

Your Kink Isn't Art

Carnival

The Case for Writing Love Poems

The Great Works of Literature Would Not Be Published Today

Masha Gessen’s Gross Betrayal of the Russian-Jewish Legacy

Tertius Lydgate and the Birth of the Modern Doctor

Illicit Kingdom

Literature & Zionism | Ted Goldstein

No, Cartman, Wokeness Isn’t Dead

Vintage Lovers

Announcing The Poetry Vault

Coaching the College Essay in the Age of AI

The Small Talk Epidemic

Worried About AI? Study the Humanities

I Went from Nobody to Substack Bestseller

George Orwell's Box

Don’t Believe That The American Dream Is Dead

The Screwtape Letters Changed My Life

The Case for Humanistic Literature

The Dangerous Book That Made Me Human

Toni Morrison Sucks

A History of Literary Criticism

There Is No Formula (And That’s Why You’re Failing)

Just Fall in Love

The Moral Failure of Columbia University

Your Chatbot is Not Tolstoy

College, Writing, AI—Oh, My! | Peter Biles

Are Women Preventing Men From Publishing Novels?

Stop Writing Sex Scenes

Education & Publishing | The Librarian of Celaeno

"Heterodox" Does Not Mean What You Think

Why Did We Kill the Subclause?

Cancel Culture, Comedy, and Hot Literary Takes | Baz

Liza Libes Destroys Ben Shapiro’s Reading List with Facts and Logic

Liza Takes the Political Compass Test

My Best Friend Was Palestinian

Poetry & Things | Joseph Massey

Reflections on My High School Reunion

All About Audiobooks | B.J. Harrison

Representations of Telepathy in Literature | Alex Moffett

The English Alliterative Tradition | Eric Weiskott

What Happened to the English Major?

Bilingual Poetry | Jean Pierre Rueda

The Decline of the Humanities | Yan Margolin

Q&A with Liza Libes

The Definitive List of 100 Poems to Read Before You Die

In Defense of the College Essay

Sign Up to Beta-Read My Newest Novel, The Leverkühn Quartet

Want to Understand Literature? Start with Classical Music.

Ambitious Women Aren’t the Problem

Top 10 Poets of All Time

Haunted by the Past: Tarkovsky, Dostoyevsky, and Demons

Why Can’t Our Kids Write?

Columbia University Never Cared About Free Speech… Until It Became Convenient.

Daddy, I Have Had to Love You: Desire in Sylvia Plath’s “Daddy”

Rebel Poets: The Importance of Writing in a Free Society

Stefan Zweig, Judaism, and the Death of Europe

Think Twice Before Attacking the Department of Education

In Defense of the Tense

Why Conservatives Must Defend the Liberal Arts

The Feminist Mirage: How Contemporary Feminism Has Left Women Adrift

On Art & Immortality

The Year I Quit Reading

The Definitive List of 100 Classic Novels to Read Before You Die

Literature Has Become a Playground for Marxists

Plato, Baudrillard, and the Simulacra

Why Did English Departments Abandon Ideas for Ideology?

Anne Sexton's "Her Kind"

The Crisis of Artistic Creativity

Philip Larkin's “Aubade”

The Eternal Now: How Present Tense Fiction Is Eroding Literary Depth

Neil Gaiman, #MeToo, and the Moral Crisis of BDSM

The Silencing of Ovid

Students Are Unprepared to Read Books

You Need to Read More

Why We Need a Literary Canon

Staying Productive While Waiting on Literary Agent Responses

Why We Should Free Literary Study from Marxist Proponents

What Middle School Taught Me About the Literary World

Ivies in Crisis

Write Like an Artist, Think Like an Entrepreneur

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